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Ratiocination, n. An instance of [reasoning]. Also: a conclusion arrived at by reasoning. Doubt the applicability of this at your peril leisure.

Archive for the ‘Life is language’ Category

bphoque?

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Is it this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_Seal :’(

You must never…

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Brought to you by the magic of Google Suggest, and - it would seem - millions of slightly crazy people:

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Creation and the multiplicity of history

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Seeing Creation last night reinforced for me the fact that there are many Darwins. Not only in the trivial sense that the Darwin clan was (and still is) a large one, but also in the more interesting sense that a great many Charles Robert Darwins were born on 12 February 1809.

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Darling Dear

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

DARLING DEAR
YOU ARE MY LOVING LUST: MY BEAUTIFUL HUNGER. MY AFFECTION LUSTS FOR YOUR WINNING HEART. YOU ARE MY DEVOTED FERVOUR: MY SYMPATHETIC LONGING.
YOURS AFFECTIONATELY
M. U. C.

... and people say the British are not romantic.

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The Pirate Bay is not illegal (or else the law is an ass)

Friday, March 6th, 2009

The Pirate Bay is on trial. Not just a media trial, though: that has been a given for many years. No, a real trial in the district court of Stockholm, where the furniture is from Ikea and the justice system is built like a Volvo. Or something.

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Human(e) Meat

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I just bought, via a small donation, the first two tracks released from the latest Propagandhi album, Supporting Caste. They're both great songs, but one of them, Human(e) Meat, is particularly excellent: an absurdist yet serious argument for vegetarianism.

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Rainstorms in cloud computing

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Losing your data isn't considered good practice or fun. Losing all your data, when it includes lots of other people's data, is surely much worse. When your business is in saving data for other people, losing it is dire indeed. The popular social bookmarking site Ma.gnolia was recently in just this predicament.

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Why serving XHTML as application/xhtml+xml is cool

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

It means that if you accidentally break something in your draft, your browser (if compliant; most are, except Internet Explorer) will tell you:

  1. that you really did break something, and
  2. what that thing is.

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Personifications of temperaments

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

It wasn’t until I read Edwin Muir’s introduction to Kafka’s Amerika that it occurred to me that the protagonists of both this novel and The Trial might have been intended to be personifications of temperaments.

Lipstick on a pig

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Barack Obama treats his supporters as reasonably intelligent people. He expects, naturally enough, that when he characterises Bush’s policies as being like “a pig” – not beautiful – and McCain’s policies as being like a pig with lipstick on – supposedly changed for the better, but actually still not beautiful – at a rally at which much of the audience will be supporters of his, they will understand his meaning. It is, in this case, not a terribly complex meaning to understand.

John McCain, on the other hand, either is stupid or else treats his supporters as stupid (neither of which make him a laudable candidate for U.S. President). If McCain did believe Obama was characterising Sarah Palin as a pig, then he (McCain) is stupid and incomprehending. Alternatively, and more probably, if McCain understood that Obama was not characterising Palin as a pig and was not making a sexist remark, but chose to characterise Obama as doing so anyway, then he (McCain) was calculating that his supporters would be stupid enough to believe an obvious and childish lie, and was also willing to publicly tell that lie.

To paraphrase Aneurin Bevan (and Martin Rowson, whose work alerted me to Bevan’s phrase): if John McCain didn’t understand what Obama was saying, then McCain is too stupid to be a good President; if he did, then he’s too evil to be a good President.