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Dancing the conceptual kerfuffle shuffle
Ratiocination, n. An instance of [reasoning]. Also: a conclusion arrived at by reasoning. Doubt the applicability of this at your peril leisure.
I too thought this was funny, until: I got as far as ‘I went’ in a search and THE EXACT PHRASE I was searching for appeared. A miracle, considering what I was searching for was “I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread”. This machine clearly reads my mind and is brilliant. Enough said.
Why would you go to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread?
It’s a clapping rhyme, you go, the woman at the counter suddenly reveals that she is cinderella and had a nasty mistaken-identity accident with a snake (or, in a variant, that she is elvis, and enjoys pepsi). I was idly learning chanting rhymes in spanish and was trying to remember this one. Why one goes for bread, I have no idea actually.