I just bought, via a small donation, the first two tracks released from the latest Propagandhi album, Supporting Caste. They're both great songs, but one of them, Human(e) Meat, is particularly excellent: an absurdist yet serious argument for vegetarianism.
Here are the lyrics, as best I've been able to transcribe them:
FX: (Muffled sawing and thumping noises, occasionally interrupted by a man screaming)
I swear I did my best to ensure that
His final moments were swift and free from fear,
But consideration should be made for the fact
That Sandor Katz was my first kill, so I trust the reader will
Understand that while his screams may well have seemed
Like conscious objections, they were in reality
Simply a reflex to honour his strength and speed.
With gratitude and tenderness, I seared
Every single hair from his body,
Gently flensed his decapitated head in a stock pot,
Boiled off his flesh and made a spreadable head cheese.
'Cause I believe that one can only relate with
Another living creature by completely destroying it.
I'm sure that Sandor's friends and family would appreciate this.
A rationale so moronic it defies belief,
The vegetarian of us submit to you respectfully.
Be careful what kind of world you wish for:
Some day it might come knocking on your door.
Let me in. Let me the fuck in.
I just wanna… fully relate.
I swear I'll do my best to ensure that
Your final moments are swift and free from fear.